I would say that it doesn’t matter if you can keep a secret, but it does. And now that I’ve told you that I can top yours, you’re already assuming the worst, so there’s no point in trying to hide it otherwise you’ll go around thinking that I’m a mass murdering psychopath. In which case, you’d be wrong.
Sociopath, would be correct. Mass murdering sociopath. Or that’s what they tell me.
That’s interesting. They tell us a lot of stuff, don’t they? Selfish bastards.